Tonight I had to explain to my girlfriend how farts work, and while I don't ACTUALLY know how a fart works in terms of biology, I do know that I can bullshit my way out of nearly any situation. I thought you might enjoy reading the conversation, and possibly learning from it.
*Levi lays on Ginger*
Ginger: Get off me.
Levi: No!
*Ginger tickles Levi*
Levi: Stop! I'll fart!
*Ginger continues to tickle*
*Levi farts*
Ginger: OH MY GOD THAT'S SO NASTY! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FART!?
Levi: Because every time I think about you my heart makes a little air bubble that travels down through my tummy and they all collect in one big bubble. Then when something excites me they come out. It's my body's way of saying 'look how much I love you!'"
Ginger: You're so disgusting. Get off me.
Levi: NO!
*Ginger farts*
Levi: That's just gross.
Ginger: IT MEANS I LOVE YOU!
Levi: No... girl farts are just nasty.
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